Quote by Mark Twain

I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly.

I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funera

Summary

This quote humorously suggests that the speaker only partakes in physical activity when participating as a pallbearer at funerals. It implies that the speaker's friends, who are regular exercisers, ironically meet their demise while the speaker remains inactive. Additionally, it humorously underscores the discrepancy between the speaker's lack of physical activity and their role in carrying the weight of the deceased.

Topics

Humor Funny Revenge Healthy Living

Liked the quote? Share it with your friends.

Random Quotations

Ninety percent of politics is deciding whom to blame.

Ninety percent of politics is deciding whom to blame.

A simple grateful thought turned heavenwards is the most per

A simple grateful thought turned heavenwards is the most perfect prayer.

We are all the walking wounded in a world that is a war zone

We are all the walking wounded in a world that is a war zone. Everything we love will be taken from us, everything, last of all life itself. Yet everywhere I look, I find great beauty in this battlefield, and grace and the promise of joy.

Life Death Beauty Grace Joy Promise Wounded

It is not true that people stop pursuing dreams because they

It is not true that people stop pursuing dreams because they grow old, they grow old because they stop pursuing dreams.

Gabriel Garcia Marquez

I think if there's something one needs to change with onesel

I think if there's something one needs to change with oneself, it doesn't have to happen in the New Year. You can do that any time you please - not that it's not a good inspirational tactic for the people that it works for.

Brittany Murphy

Eure Kinder sind nicht eure Kinder. - Sie sind die SÃ¶hne un

Eure Kinder sind nicht eure Kinder. - Sie sind die SÃ¶hne und TÃ¶chter der Sehnsucht des Lebens nach sich selber.

Health economists have estimated that an injection of $250 m

Health economists have estimated that an injection of $250 million per year in Indigenous clinical care, and $50 million in preventative care, is required to provide services at the same level as for any other group with the health conditions of Indigenous Australians.

The kind of people I look for to fill top management spots a

The kind of people I look for to fill top management spots are the eager beavers, the mavericks. These are the guys who try to do more than they're expected to do -- they always reach.

The sad thing about artificial intelligence is that it lacks

The sad thing about artificial intelligence is that it lacks artifice and therefore intelligence.

Jean Baudrillard

there is no shortage of fault to be found amid our stars

there is no shortage of fault to be found amid our stars

John Green The Fault In Our Stars Human Nature Stars Fault

More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back pro

More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems, back taxes, back rent, back auto payments.

It's in the history books, the Holocaust. It's just a phrase

It's in the history books, the Holocaust. It's just a phrase. And the truth is it happened yesterday. It happened to my mother. I never met my grandmothers or my grandfathers. They were all wiped up in the gas chambers of Nazi Germany.