Quote by George Burns

It only takes one drink to get me drunk. I can just never remember if it's the eighth or ninth.

It only takes one drink to get me drunk. I can just never re

Summary

This humorous quote reveals the person's struggle with alcohol consumption. They acknowledge that even a single drink has the power to make them intoxicated, making it difficult to determine the exact number of drinks they have consumed to reach that point. It playfully highlights the challenges of remembering the threshold between enjoying a drink and feeling too intoxicated, implying a potential lack of control over their alcohol intake.

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