Quote by Woody Allen

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my

Summary

This quote humorously expresses gratitude for laughter, but adds an amusing exception when milk unexpectedly spurts out of the nose due to laughter. It highlights the unpredictability of laughter's physical effects, reminding us to cherish the joy it brings despite its occasional strange side effects.

Topics

Liked the quote? Share it with your friends.

Random Quotations

To terrify children with the image of hell... to consider wo

To terrify children with the image of hell... to consider women an inferior creation. Is that good for the world?

Christopher Hitchens

Life is a bliss only if you carefully understand it.

Life is a bliss only if you carefully understand it.

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in light so dim he

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it.

Maurice Chevalier

Knowledge conquered by labor becomes a possession -- a prope

Knowledge conquered by labor becomes a possession -- a property entirely our own.

We start each day with a blank sheet of paper in front of us

We start each day with a blank sheet of paper in front of us, and what we write on it is up to us.

Inspirational Choice Fate

Love in marriage should be the accomplishment of a beautiful

Love in marriage should be the accomplishment of a beautiful dream, and not, as it too often is, the end.

Then I heard this genius teacher Stella Adler - I recommend

Then I heard this genius teacher Stella Adler - I recommend you read anything you might find about her and if you have anyone interested in theatre, you get them one of her books.

It is thus tolerance that is the source of peace, and intole

It is thus tolerance that is the source of peace, and intolerance that is the source of disorder and squabbling.

The will is not free - it is a phenomenon bound by cause and

The will is not free - it is a phenomenon bound by cause and effect - but there is something behind the will which is free.

Swami Vivekananda

Stronger than steel is the sword of the Spirit; Swifter than

Stronger than steel is the sword of the Spirit; Swifter than arrows, the light of the truth; Greater than anger is love that subdueth.

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Truth Love Anger Light Steel

Probably the happiest period in life most frequently is in m

Probably the happiest period in life most frequently is in middle age, when the eager passions of youth are cooled, and the infirmities of age not yet begun; as we see that the shadows, which are at morning and evening so large, almost entirely disappear at midday.

Do not wait the time will never be 'just right.' Start where

Do not wait the time will never be 'just right.' Start where you stand, and work with whatever tools you may have at your command, and better tools will be found as you go along.