Quote by Terry Pratchett

That's what's so stupid about the whole magic thing, you know. You spend twenty years learning the spell that makes nude virgins appear in your bedroom, and then you're so poisoned by quicksilver fumes and half-blind from reading old grimoires that you can't remember what happens next.

That's what's so stupid about the whole magic thing, you kno

Summary

This quote comments on the irony and absurdity of pursuing magic and mystical abilities. It suggests that individuals may dedicate significant time and effort to mastering spells and rituals, only to be negatively affected by their pursuits. The reference to "nude virgins appearing in your bedroom" implies that the pursuit of magic may revolve around obtaining superficial and fleeting rewards, leaving practitioners overwhelmed and disoriented by the process. Ultimately, this quote highlights the potential dangers and ineffectiveness of chasing after something that may ultimately be unclear and self-destructive.

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By Terry Pratchett

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