Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to w

Summary

This quote uses humor to make an unexpected and ironic statement. The person visits their dentist to express concern about their yellow teeth, expecting a solution related to dental care or oral hygiene. However, the dentist's response of wearing a brown tie suggests a playful disregard for the issue, implying that the color of their teeth could be masked or ignored through distraction. It highlights the dentist's witty and unconventional sense of humor, making light of the situation and potentially offering comic relief to the person's concern about their teeth.

By Rodney Dangerfield

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