Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

I told him I think my wife has V.D. he gave himself a shot of penicillin

I told him I think my wife has V.D. he gave himself a shot o

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This quote implies that the person speaking suspects their wife may have venereal disease (V.D.) and they informed someone about it, likely seeking medical advice. The person mentioned in the quote, presumably a healthcare professional, responded by immediately administering a penicillin shot to himself. This act could be interpreted as an exaggerated or humorous reaction to the situation, suggesting that the person may not have the appropriate knowledge or expertise to handle their concerns about their wife's health.

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