Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiat

Summary

This humorous quote highlights the concept of honesty and reveals the unexpected nature of truth. The speaker initially expresses their truthfulness in admitting to seeing a psychiatrist, only to discover that their spouse had been keeping secrets as well. The quote playfully underscores the idea that truth can be subjective and can differ based on individual experiences and perspectives.

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