Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

It's tough to stay married. My wife says no because she's tired then stays up and reads her book.

It's tough to stay married. My wife says no because she's ti

Summary

This quote humorously alludes to the challenges faced in a marriage. The speaker highlights an instance where their spouse claims to be tired, yet contradicts it by staying awake to read a book. It serves as a playful commentary on the occasional disconnection and differing priorities that can arise between partners in a long-term relationship.

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