Quote by John Green

Uh-uh, dude. I tried it your way with the dating and the girls and the kissing and the drama, and man, I didn't like it. Plus, my best friend is a walking cautionary tale of what happens to you when romantic relationships don't involve marriage. Like you always say, kafir, everything ends in breakup, divorce, or death. I want to narrow my misery options to divorce or death - that's all.

Uh-uh, dude. I tried it your way with the dating and the gir

Summary

In this quote, the speaker expresses their dissatisfaction with dating and romantic relationships, referencing their own negative experiences and the unfortunate outcome of their best friend's love life. They attribute the viewpoint to someone referred to as "kafir," who apparently believes that all romantic relationships ultimately lead to breakup, divorce, or death. The speaker humorously implies that they would prefer to limit their potential sources of misery to either divorce or death, highlighting their disillusionment and skepticism towards long-lasting relationships.

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