It's no use reminding yourself daily that you are mortal: it will be brought home to you soon enough
The time will come when it will disgust you to look in the mirror.
Bathroom humor, fart, and poo poo humor in movies gets a laugh. It's a pretty easy audience, and that's been around for ages.
If any person wish to be idle, let them fall in love.
Quarrels are the dowry which married folk bring one another.
If you wish to marry suitably, marry your equal.
Keep a mid course between two extremes.
You will go most safely in the middle.
Nowadays nothing but money counts: a fortune brings honors, friendships, the poor man everywhere lies low.
Blemishes are hid by night and every fault forgiven; darkness makes any woman fair.
A lot of times, women don't get the male perspective in regards to a relationship, what men go through when they're not really dealing well.
You see that's what I think is such a terrible, terrible betrayal, the trust that people have in government.
We have to challenge the whole idea that it's acceptable for a society like Britain to have such a significant number of people who do not work one day of the week and don't have any possibility of improving the quality of their lives.
Iain Duncan Smith
Sometimes, I sit down to sketch at the unearthly hour of 3 in the morning!
For the moment I prefer to be a beautiful woman of my age than try desperately to look 30.
As there is no worldly gain without some loss so there is no worldly loss without some gain.
A Christmas Carol is such a fool-proof story you can't louse it up.
The road to perseverance lies by doubt.
Temper your enjoyments with prudence, lest there be written on your heart that fearful word satiety.
A good laugh is sunshine in the house.
William Makepeace Thackeray
Wickedness is its own punishment.
To work all the time is to be incredibly lucky.
Flatter not thyself in thy faith in God if thou hast not charity for thy neighbor.
I chose my wife, as she did her wedding gown, for qualities that would wear well.
Has fortune dealt you some bad cards. Then let wisdom make you a good gamester.
In no direction that we turn do we find ease or comfort. If we are honest and if we have the will to win we find only danger, hard work and iron resolution.
That friendship will not continue to the end which is begun for an end.
The mere assemblage of peace loving people to interchange convincing reasons for their common faith, mere exhortation and argument to the public in favor of peace in general fall short of the mark.
Anger may repast with thee for an hour, but not repose for a night; the continuance of anger is hatred, the continuance of hatred turns malice.
The enemies of the future are always the very nicest people.
Heaven finds an ear when sinners find a tongue.
Perhaps naively I thought people understand what humor was, that it was invented by the human race to cope with the dark areas of life, problems and terrors.
A sold-out house my first night back. Do you have any idea what kinda pressure that is? I could have been at home in my warm bed, playing Nintendo.
Beware of him that is slow to anger; for when it is long coming, it is the stronger when it comes, and the longer kept. Abused patience turns to fury.
Mom and Dad would stay in bed on Sunday morning, but the kids would have to go to church.
He that hath promised pardon on our repentance hat not promised life till we repent.
I can't let time move on without fighting tooth and nail and hopefully being a part of a revolution that is positive.
The average person's ear weighs what you are, not what you were.
Necessity of action takes away the fear of the act, and makes bold resolution the favorite of fortune.
In France, everyone speaks French 'cause they think it's cool. Gives 'em, gives 'em an excuse to smoke.
Put off thy cares with thy clothes; so shall thy rest strengthen thy labor, and so thy labor sweeten thy rest.
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