Quote by Stephen Colbert

I used to write things for friends. There was this girl I had a crush on, and she had a teacher she didn't like at school. I had a real crush on her, so almost every day I would write her a little short story where she would kill him in a different way.

I used to write things for friends. There was this girl I ha

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This quote offers insight into the speaker's past actions of writing short stories for a girl they had a crush on. In these stories, the girl would creatively and symbolically harm a teacher she disliked. It demonstrates the speaker's infatuation and desire to impress someone they were attracted to. The quote implies that through writing these stories, the speaker found a way to connect with the girl and express their feelings indirectly.

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