Quote by Kerry Jackson

If you want to happy for the rest of your life, make a crack-whore your wife.

If you want to happy for the rest of your life, make a crack

Summary

This quote is a humorous play on words that satirizes the idea of finding lasting happiness in a relationship. It suggests that marrying someone with negative qualities, symbolized by a crack-whore, would guarantee perpetual happiness. The quote uses irony and exaggeration to highlight the fallacy and absurdity of such a simplistic approach to happiness. Ultimately, it encourages readers to consider the deeper aspects of a relationship and seek genuine compatibility, rather than relying on superficial or illogical means for long-term happiness.

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