Quote by Dave Barry

I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems.

I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have t

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In this quote, the speaker expresses their frustration with the process of dealing with car problems. They desire a pit crew, like those found in professional racing, who can efficiently and swiftly address any car issues they may have. The quote highlights their dissatisfaction with the current procedure, suggesting a wish for a team of experts who can promptly and effectively handle all their automotive needs, minimizing inconvenience and hassle.

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