Quote by Mitch Hedberg

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have o

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This quote reflects a playful and spontaneous approach to problem-solving. The person initially went to the store with the intention of buying a candle holder but adapts to the situation when they discover it is not available. Rather than feeling disappointed, they decide to think creatively and choose an alternative solution - buying a cake instead, possibly suggesting that improvising and adapting can lead to unexpected and delightful outcomes.

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