Quote by Terry Pratchett

Watching a dog try to chew a large piece of toffee is a pastime fit for gods. Mr. Fusspot's mixed ancestry had given him a dexterity of jaw that was truly awesome. He somersaulted happily around the floor, making faces like a rubber gargoyle in a washing machine.

Watching a dog try to chew a large piece of toffee is a past

Summary

This quote humorously describes the entertainment derived from observing a dog's attempt to chew a large piece of toffee. The narrator emphasizes the canine's impressive jaw movement due to its mixed ancestry. The image of the dog somersaulting and making amusing facial expressions is likened to a rubber gargoyle inside a washing machine, highlighting the comical nature of the scene. Overall, the quote highlights the enjoyment in witnessing the canine's unconventional behavior.

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