Quote by J.K. Rowling

Welcome to a new year at Hogwarts! Before we begin our banquet, I would like to say a few words. And here they are: Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!

Welcome to a new year at Hogwarts! Before we begin our banqu

Summary

In this quote, Albus Dumbledore, the headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry in the Harry Potter series, addresses the students at the beginning of a new year. Instead of providing a traditional speech, he playfully delivers a series of whimsical and nonsensical words, such as "Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!" Dumbledore's intention is to generate a lighthearted and fun atmosphere, setting the tone for the magical adventures and unexpected events that the students will experience throughout the year.

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