Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all.

If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all.

Summary

This quote, often attributed to celebrated comedian Rodney Dangerfield, is a humorous way of expressing a lack of romantic or sexual encounters. The speaker is suggesting that pickpockets are the only individuals who contribute some sort of excitement or thrill in their life, even if it is through the act of stealing. The statement is not to be taken literally but rather highlights the speaker's self-deprecating humor and frustration with their romantic situation.

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