Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.

If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.

Summary

This quote, often attributed to comedian Rodney Dangerfield, uses humor to express self-deprecating remarks about the speaker's lack of sexual activity and their exaggerated reliance on pickpockets. It suggests that the person's encounters with pickpockets provide some semblance of excitement or intimacy in their life, albeit in a humorous and ironic way. By juxtaposing two seemingly unrelated aspects, the quote highlights the speaker's perceived idleness in their romantic endeavors and serves as a comedic commentary on their sexual frustration.

By Rodney Dangerfield

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