Quote by Rita Rudner

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet.

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - s

Summary

This quote humorously suggests that some people desire the joy and happiness that comes with having children. However, due to various reasons like financial constraints or personal preferences, they settle for getting a dog instead. The reference to the dog having "more feet" than a human child highlights the practical nature of choosing a pet, as they are typically less expensive to care for and can provide similar companionship and love.

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