Quote by Ken Hammond

What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.

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This quote is a humorous remark about the undesirable interruption one would experience during an intimate moment. The phrase "Honey, I'm home" suggests that a significant other has unexpectedly returned home, interrupting the romantic encounter. The quote relies on irony and exaggeration to elicit laughter by highlighting the awkward and inappropriate nature of a sudden reunion during an intimate act.

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