Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.

My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and

Summary

This quote serves as a humorous statement emphasizing the impact of one's appearance on relationships. The phrase suggests that seeing the speaker naked exposed an unattractive or embarrassing side of them, leading the speaker's wife to become figuratively "afraid of the light" or reconsider her perception of the speaker. The quote seeks to provoke a light-hearted response by playfully contrasting the irrational fears people may harbor with the initial humorously unexpected twist.

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