Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

My wife has cut me down to once a month, I'm lucky I know two guys she cut off completely

My wife has cut me down to once a month, I'm lucky I know tw

Summary

The quote suggests that the person's wife has limited their physical relationship to once a month, implying a significant decrease in intimacy. Additionally, it humorously highlights that the person considers themselves fortunate that they still have two friends left, implying that the wife has completely cut off contact with some individuals. The quote uses irony and humor to convey the speaker's understanding of their diminishing relationship with their wife and the impact it has had on their social circle.

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