Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

My wife a great driver, she once hit a deer. It was in a zoo. There are a pair of shoes on the dashboard. they belong to the last guy she hit


My wife a great driver, she once hit a deer. It was in a zoo

Summary

This quote is a humorous and light-hearted twist on the concept of being a good driver. The speaker claims that their wife is a great driver, but then shares a funny anecdote as evidence to the contrary. The fact that she hit a deer, who happened to be in a zoo rather than in the wild, suggests that the accident was unlikely and amusingly unexpected. Adding to the humor, there are shoes on the dashboard belonging to the last person she hit, implying that her driving mishaps may be more frequent than initially indicated.

By Rodney Dangerfield
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