Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night it was to time an egg.

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night it wa

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This quote uses humor to convey a satirical perspective on a misleading expectation of intimacy within a relationship. The speaker jokingly suggests that the only reason their spouse engages in sexual activities is for practical purposes rather than emotional or pleasurable connection. It pokes fun at the idea of sex being devoid of intimacy, reducing it to a functional act akin to timing an egg.

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