Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

My wife has to be the worst cook. In my house, we pray after we eat.

My wife has to be the worst cook. In my house, we pray after

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This quote humorously suggests that the person's wife is a terrible cook, implying that the meals cooked by her are not enjoyable. The statement "In my house, we pray after we eat" adds a comedic element as it plays on the stereotype that, after tasting her cooking, the family must pray to recover from the unpleasant experience. The quote uses irony to convey the speaker's lighthearted perspective on their spouse's culinary skills.

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