Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

My wife has to be the worst cook. Her specialty is indigestion.

My wife has to be the worst cook. Her specialty is indigesti

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This quote is lightheartedly portraying the speaker's wife as a very poor cook. It suggests that she consistently prepares meals that lead to indigestion, implying that her culinary skills are lacking. The quote uses humor and exaggeration to humorously criticize the wife's cooking abilities, making light of the situation in a playful manner.

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By Rodney Dangerfield

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