Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

My wife's got a face like a saint a Saint Bernard.

My wife's got a face like a saint a Saint Bernard.

Summary

This quote humorously suggests that the person's wife has a face resembling that of a Saint Bernard, a large breed of dog known for its droopy and expressive facial features. The comparison implies that the wife's face may be unattractive or unconventional in some way, adding a playful tone to the statement. Overall, the quote uses wit to convey the speaker's perception of their spouse's appearance.

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By Rodney Dangerfield

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