Quote by Steven Wright

I wish the first word I ever said was the word quote, so right before I die I could say unquote.

I wish the first word I ever said was the word quote, so rig

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This humorous quote suggests the desire to have one's life constantly scripted or narrated. By wishing that the first word spoken was "quote" and the last word "unquote," it implies a wish for full control over one's life story. It playfully implies a desire to determine one's own beginning and ending, suggesting a desire for a life filled with witty anecdotes and clever remarks.

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