Quote by J.K. Rowling

Why are you worrying about You-Know-Who? You should be worrying about You-Know-Poo- the constipation sensation that's gripping the nation!

Why are you worrying about You-Know-Who? You should be worry

Summary

This quote is a humorous play on words, satirically suggesting that people are too focused on trivial matters or their own concerns rather than important issues affecting society as a whole. By substituting "You-Know-Who" with "You-Know-Poo," the quote highlights the absurdity of fixating on insignificant problems like constipation rather than paying attention to significant issues that affect the nation as a whole. It serves as a lighthearted reminder to prioritize more important matters instead of getting consumed by trivial worries.

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Humor Funny Humorous Fred And George Fred And George Humor Fred And George Weasley Weasley Twins Weasleys Wizard Wheezes

By J.K. Rowling

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