Quote by Joe Rogan

I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But I'm not going to go out of my way.

I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight S

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The quote suggests that the speaker is not actively seeking opportunities to perform on talk shows like Letterman or the Tonight Show. However, they do not completely dismiss the possibility if they happen to have a suitable and funny set that adheres to the restrictions imposed by network censors. The speaker's intention is not to actively pursue these opportunities but to remain open to them under certain circumstances.

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