Quote by Ron White

There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong.

There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I g

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In this quote, the speaker reflects on their past drinking habits and how it led to weight gain. They mention transitioning to a diet that allowed for the consumption of scotch, which they became hooked on. The quote conveys that once someone develops a strong preference for scotch, other alcoholic beverages no longer satisfy their taste buds as they have acquired a specific preference for the flavor and experience of drinking scotch.

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