Quote by Erma Bombeck

For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward.

For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me no

Summary

This quote humorously portrays the multifaceted role that a wedding ring plays in the life of the speaker. Beyond its traditional symbolism of commitment, the ring symbolizes fidelity and serves as a subtle reminder to the spouse at social events. It also brings comfort to others, as it signals the speaker's unavailability. Additionally, it even conveys the status of motherhood in the maternity ward. Ultimately, the quote highlights the varied ways in which a simple piece of jewelry can hold significance and impact the dynamics of different situations.

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