Quote by Mitch Hedberg

Y'know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show.

Y'know, you can't please all the people all the time... and

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This quote humorously acknowledges the reality that it is impossible to please everyone. The speaker implies that despite their efforts during a show, they were met with criticism or dissatisfaction from the audience. It highlights the inevitability of encountering detractors and serves as a lighthearted reminder that pleasing everyone is an unrealistic expectation.

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