Ocean: A body of water occupying two-thirds of a world made for man - who has no gills.
n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.
Hypocrite: The man who murdered his parents, and then pleaded for mercy on the grounds that he was an orphan.
Tact: the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
Faith, n. Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel.
n. Garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.
Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are not as they ought to be.
It always seems as though the definition of love will remain debatable by an opinionated world.
The whole war between the atheist and the theist comes down to this: the atheist believes a 'what' created the universe; the theist believes a 'who' created the universe.
The formal scientific definition of theory is quite different from the everyday meaning of the word. It refers to a comprehensive explanation of some aspect of nature that is supported by a vast body of evidence.
NIHILIST, n. A Russian who denies the existence of anything but Tolstoi. The leader of the school is Tolstoi.
There are, as we know, powerful and illustrious atheists. At bottom, led back to the truth by their very force, they are not absolutely sure that they are atheists; it is with them only a question of definition, and in any case, if they do not believe in God, being great minds, they prove God.
n.: In Italian, a beautiful lady; in English a deadly poison.
What is my definition of jazz? 'Safe sex of the highest order.
Hash, x. There is no definition for this word - nobody knows what hash is.Famous, adj. Conspicuously miserable.Dictionary, n. A malevolent literary device for cramping the growth of a language and making it hard and inelastic. This dictionary, however, is a most useful work.
PRAY, v. To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.
Selfish, adj. Devoid of consideration for the selfishness of others.
adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
Humor is almost always anger with its make-up on.
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