The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
Everyone looks better and more alive in a pink shirt.
One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.
To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.
Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.
Life is too important to be taken seriously.
THUMB, I HOPE I WILL NOT BORE YOU WITH HOW TOTALLY, TOTALLY I ADORE YOU. THE FUNNY WAY YOU HAVE OF TALKING, THE CUTE WAY YOU HAVE OF WALKING. PLEASE DO NOT FEEL THAT I AM STALKING YOU. LOVE, HENDERSON
You can turn off the sun, but I'm still gonna shine.
Everything popular is wrong.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.
A man who does not think for himself does not think at all.
To accomplish great things, we must dream as well as act.
Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit.
Nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
You are rewarding a teacher poorly if you remain always a pupil.
Be the change you want to see in the world.
I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.
Only the shallow know themselves.
A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally.
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