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I imagined the Augustus Waters analysis of that comment: If

I imagined the Augustus Waters analysis of that comment: If I am playing basketball in heaven, does that imply a physical location of a heaven containing physical basketballs? Who makes the basketballs in question? Are there less fortunate souls in heaven who work in a celestial basketball factory so that I can play? Or did an omnipotent God create the basketballs out of the vacuum of space? Is this heaven in some kind of unobservable universe where the laws of physics don't apply, and if so, why in the hell would I be playing basketball when I could be flying or reading or looking at beautiful people or something else I actually enjoy? It's almost as if the way you imagine my dead self says more about you than either the person I was or whatever I am now.

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Augustus Waters was a self-aggrandizing bastard. But we forg

Augustus Waters was a self-aggrandizing bastard. But we forgive him. We forgive him not because he had a heart as figuratively good as his literal one sucked, or because he knew more about how to hold a cigarette than any nonsmoker in history, or because he got eighteen years when he should've gotten more.''Seventeen,' Gus corrected.'I'm assuming you've got some time, you interupting bastard.'I'm telling you,' Isaac continued, 'Augustus Waters talked so much that he'd interupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production. And he was vain: I do not believe I have ever met a more physically attractive person who was more acutely aware of his own physical attractiveness.'But I will say this: When the scientists of the future show up at my house with robot eyes and they tell me to try them on, I will tell the scientists to screw off, because I do not want to see a world without him.'I was kind of crying by then.

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I pulled the oxygen tubes from my nostrils and raised the tu

I pulled the oxygen tubes from my nostrils and raised the tube up over my head, handing it to Dad. I wanted it to be just me and just him.

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Okay is BURSTING with sensuality

Okay is BURSTING with sensuality

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Time's a slut, she screws with everyone.

Time's a slut, she screws with everyone.

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Finally, I decided that the proper strategy was to stare bac

Finally, I decided that the proper strategy was to stare back. Boys do not have a monopoly on the Staring Business, after all. So I looked him over and soon it was a staring contest. After a while the boy smiled, and then finally his blue eyes glanced away. When he looked back at me, I flicked my eyebrows up to say, I win. He shrugged

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It's just that most really good-looking people are stupid, s

It's just that most really good-looking people are stupid, so I exceed expectations.''Right, it's primarily his hotness,' I said.'It can be sort of blinding,' he said.'It actually did blind our friend Isaac,' I said.'Terrible tragedy, that. But can I help my own deadly beauty?''You cannot.''It is my burden, this beautiful face.''Not to mention your body.''Seriously, don't even get me started on my hot bod. You don't want to see me naked, Dave. Seeing me naked actually took Hazel Grace's breath away,' he said, nodding toward the oxygen tank.

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I even tried to tell myself to live my best life today.

I even tried to tell myself to live my best life today.

The Fault In Our Stars Gus Hazel Grace Hazel Augustus Aia

That's why I like you. Do you realize how rare it is to come

That's why I like you. Do you realize how rare it is to come across a hot girl who creates a adjectival version of the word pedophile? You are so busy being you that you have no idea how utterly unprecedented you are.

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I love you present tense.

I love you present tense.

John Green The Fault In Our Stars Hazel Grace

We all miss you so much. It just never ends. It feels like w

We all miss you so much. It just never ends. It feels like we were all wounded in your battle, Caroline. I miss you. I love you.

The Fault In Our Stars Caroline Caroline Mathers

My thoughts are like stars I can't fathom into constellation

My thoughts are like stars I can't fathom into constellations

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I'll fight it. I'll fight it for you. Don't you worry about

I'll fight it. I'll fight it for you. Don't you worry about me, Hazel Grace. I'm okay. I'll find a way to hang around and annoy you for a long time.

Love The Fault In Our Stars Sad Augustus Waters Hazel Grace Sweet Bittersweet

We are like a bunch of dogs squirting on fire hydrants. We p

We are like a bunch of dogs squirting on fire hydrants. We poison the groundwater with our toxic piss, marking everything MINE in a ridiculous attempt to survive our deaths. I can't stop pissing on fire hydrants...I am an animal like any other. Hazel is different. she walks lightly, old man. She walks lightly upon the earth. She knows the truth: We're as likely to hurt the universe as we are to help it, and we're not likely to do either.People will say it's sad that she leaves a lesser scar, that fewer remember her, that she was loved deeply but not widely. But it's not sad. It's triumphant. It's heroic. Isn't that the real heroism?The real heroes anyway aren't the people doing things; the real heroes are the people NOTICING things, paying attention.

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I wanted to know that he would be okay if I died. I wanted t

I wanted to know that he would be okay if I died. I wanted to not be a grenade, to not be a malevolent force in the lives of people I loved.

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I kind of conned you into believing you were falling in love

I kind of conned you into believing you were falling in love with a healthy person.

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The food was so good that with each passing course, our conv

The food was so good that with each passing course, our conversation devolved further into fragmented celebrations of its deliciousness:'I want this dragon carrot risotto to become a person so I can take it to Las Vegas and marry it.

Humor Funny John Green The Fault In Our Stars Augustus Waters Hazel Grace

Thank you for explaining that my eye cancer isn't going to m

Thank you for explaining that my eye cancer isn't going to make me deaf. I feel so fortunate that an intellectual giant like yourself would deign to operate on me.

John Green The Fault In Our Stars Augustus Waters Hazel Grace

While I did not fancy myself a particularly good person, I n

While I did not fancy myself a particularly good person, I never thought my first real sexual action would be prostitutional.

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But alas, the world is not a wish-granting factory.

But alas, the world is not a wish-granting factory.

The Fault In Our Stars Young Adult