When I was 15, my parents left town for a month. They hid the keys to the car, but I found them. That month, I drove my stepdad's Thunderbird Super Coupe into Manhattan every day, and I would crank Cypress Hill as I flew around the city, racing the taxis.

You are beginning to see that any man to whom you can do favor is your friend, and that you can do a favor to almost anyone.

Mark Caine

A man can be himself only so long as he is alone.

Arthur Schopenhauer

Life is whatever you make it, a heaven or hell on earth.

Steven Redhead

Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.

Chuck Palahniuk

In turn, more physicians, hospitals, and other health care providers are severely limiting their practices, moving to other states, or simply not providing care.

Jim Ryun

Thank God my parents had an abundance of patience.

Lexa Doig

Women may not have it easy, but we are given a fairer chance to reach for the top.

Jessica Savitch

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it, because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need.

Jerry Gillies

The truth is, no matter how trying they become, babies two and under don't have the ability to make moral choices, so they can't be bad. That category only exists in the adult mind.

Anne Cassidy

The level of our success is limited only by our imagination and no act of kindness, however small, is ever wasted.

Aesop

One problem with age is that patience begins to ebb.

Carl Hiaasen

Even the worst Bond movies, there's something to love about them.

Daniel Craig