To accelerate a particle to speed of light is impossible because it would take an infinte amount of energy.

We that are true lovers run into strange capers.

William Shakespeare

The most fundamental tragedy of my life is that the ones who I see do not existand the one who exists I do not see.

Kedar Joshi

Twas drink made me fall in love, And love made me run into debt, And though I have struggled and struggled and strove, I cannot get out of them yet.

Alexander Brome

I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Rodney Dangerfield

The gentle reader will never, never know what a consummate ass he can become until he goes abroad. I speak now, of course, in the supposition that the gentle reader has not been abroad, and therefore is not already a consummate ass. If the case be otherwise, I beg his pardon and extend to him the cordial hand of fellowship and call him brother. I shall always delight to meet an ass after my own heart when I have finished my travels.

Mark Twain

There are two things which a democratic people will always find very difficult - to begin a war and to end it.

Alexis de Tocqueville

Apathy is one of the characteristic responses of any living organism when it is subjected to stimuli too intense or too complicated to cope with. The cure for apathy is comprehension.

John Dos Passos, The Prospect Be

Originality is the art of concealing your source.

Franklin P. Jones

I add this, that rational ability without education has oftener raised man to glory and virtue, than education without natural ability.

Marcus Tullius Cicero

May we never confuse honest dissent with disloyal subversion.

Dwight D Eisenhower

By seeking and blundering we learn.

Johann von Goethe

True life lies in laughter, love and work.

Elbert Hubbard