An account, mostly false, of events, mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers, mostly knaves, and soldiers, mostly fools.

Every once in a while someone without a single bad habit gets caught.

Kin Hubbard

I'm not looking for sympathy at all.

Arnold Schwarzenegger

The most mediocre of males feels himself a demigod as compared with women.

Simone de Beauvoir

It's no go my honey love, it's no go my poppet; Work your hands from day to day, the winds will blow the profit. The glass is falling hour by hour, the glass will fall for ever, But if you break the bloody glass you won't hold up the weather.

Louis Macneice

You can't bomb for a humane reason. What we should do is just Mother Teresa them to death with love. It's that old hippie nonsense but it's still the best stuff there is.

Ken Kesey

The poetry from the eighteenth century was prose; the prose from the seventeenth century was poetry.

David Hare

Like Cato, give his little senate laws, and sit attentive to his own applause.

Alexander Pope

No secular state ever existed and none would exist until the end of the French Revolution, and so we understand that America was built on the Judeo-Christian ethic and we believe that this nominee is going to see to it that those truths are upheld.

Rod Parsley

I take cabs if I need to get somewhere or I take car service. I don't drive, I wouldn't mind riding a bike... People think that because you become an entertainer you gotta have this rock star thug image. I'm an artist, man. I'm going to live like an artist.

ASAP Rocky

Just death, kind umpire of men's miseries

William Shakespeare

Science is a method to keep yourself from kidding yourself.

Edwin Land

I define friendship as a bond that transcends all barriers. When you are ready to expect anything and everything from friends, good, bad or ugly... that's what I call true friendship.

Harbhajan Singh