As we acquire more knowledge, things do not become more comprehensible, but more mysterious.

Revenge is profitable, gratitude is expensive.

Edward Gibbon

To love a woman for her virtues is meaningless. She's earned it, it's a payment, not a gift. But to love her for her vices is a real gift, unearned and undeserved. To love her for her vices is to defile all virtue for her sake - and that is a real tribute of love, because you sacrifice your conscience, your reason, your integrity and your invaluable self-esteem.

Ayn Rand

When she is happy, she can't stop talking, when she is sad she doesn't say a word.

Ann Brashares

There are three roads to ruin; women, gambling and technicians. The most pleasant is with women, the quickest is with gambling, but the surest is with technicians.

Georges Pompidou

My biggest fear in life is to be forgotten.

Evita Peron

If we are a metaphor of the universe, the human couple is the metaphor par excellence, the point of intersection of all forces and the seed of all forms. The couple is time recaptured, the return to the time before time.

Octavio Paz

The Woman-Soul leadeth us upward and on!

Johann von Goethe

We also listen to PJ Harvey a lot of driving music. You need something a little more relaxing in the car.

Brody Armstrong

A bad book is the worse that it cannot repent. It has not been the devil's policy to keep the masses of mankind in ignorance but finding that they will read, he is doing all in his power to poison their books.

John Kenneth Galbraith

I knew a girl that was so ugly that... She has a face like a saintA saint Bernard!

Rodney Dangerfield

The current Babe Ruth of improv? Sacha Baron Cohen. He's pretty amazing.

Seth Rogen

Like when I'm in the bathroom looking at my toilet paper, I'm like 'Wow! That's toilet paper?' I don't know if we appreciate how much we have.

Alicia Silverstone