Actually I never did stand up. I'm not that funny.

In one drop of water are found all the secrets of all the oceans; in one aspect of You are found all the aspects of existence.

Kahlil Gibran

There is a time to take counsel of your fears, and there is a time to never listen to your fear.

General George Patton

Give me a wildness whose glance no civilization can endure,-as if we lived on the marrow of koodoos devoured raw

Henry David Thoreau

You have to trust your kids. They have to experience life, and you just hope you've provided them a foundation for what's right and what isn't.

Jack Nicklaus

We hold these truths to be sacred and undeniable that all men are created equal and independent, that from that equal creation they derive rights inherent and inalienable, among which are the preservation of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.

Thomas Jefferson

If a large city can, after intense intellectual efforts, choose for its mayor a man who merely will not steal from it, we consider it a triumph of the suffrage.

Frank Moore Colby

I was very sexual from a very young age.

Portia de Rossi

If you don't have a spiritual practice in place when times are good, you can't expect to suddenly develop one during a moment of crisis.

Doug Coupland

Work is not man's punishment. It is his reward and his strength and his pleasure.

George Sand

It's really sad that the kids today can only relate to Beethoven via a rock version of his music.

Walter Murphy

Never let life impede on your ability to manifest your dreams. Dig deeper into your dreams and deeper into yourself and believe that anything is possible, and make it happen.

Corin Nemec

His plan? To pass out weapons to slaves, so they could overthrow their masters. Suicide.

Kurt Vonnegut