But there are advantages to being elected President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret.

The banalities of a great man pass for wit.

Alexander Chase

Every clarification breeds new questions.

Arthur Bloch

She'd have you spew up what you've drunk when you were out.

Caecilius

Our law very often reminds one of those outskirts of cities where you cannot for a long time tell how the streets come to wind about in so capricious and serpent-like a manner. At last it strikes you that they grew up, house by house, on the devious tracks of the old green lanes; and if you follow on to the existing fields, you may often find the change half complete.

Walter Bagehot

Africa for the Africans... at home and abroad!

Marcus Garvey

One weeps not save when one is afraid, and that is why kings are tyrants.

Marquis de Sade

What your heart thinks is great, is great. The soul's emphasis is always right.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Ka?dy sen, ten czarowny i pi?kny, zbyt d?ugo ?niony zamienia si? w koszmar. A z takiego budzimy si? z krzykiem.

Andrzej Sapkowski

My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.

Rodney Dangerfield

Permissiveness is the principle of treating children as if they were adults; and the tactic of making sure they never reach that stage.

Thomas Szasz

I believe that on such an issue as this no one is or can be completely truthful. It is difficult to be certain about anything except what you have seen with your own eyes, and consciously or unconsciously everyone writes as a partisan

George Orwell

All the girls in the world were divided into two classes: one class included all the girls in the world except her, and they had all the usual human feelings and were very ordinary girls; while the other class -herself alone- had no weaknesses and was superior to all humanity.

Leo Tolstoy