Quote by Jay Leno

Al Jazeera aired a new tape of Osama bin Laden. It was the usual stuff, he called Bush evil, the Great Satan, called him a war monger. Basically, the same thing you heard at last night's Democratic debate.

Al Jazeera aired a new tape of Osama bin Laden. It was the u

Summary

This quote sarcastically suggests that the statements made by Osama bin Laden in a new tape aired by Al Jazeera are similar to those made by candidates during a recent Democratic debate. The comparison implies that both bin Laden and the debate participants are criticizing the actions of President Bush, calling him evil and a warmonger. The quote aims to downplay the significance of bin Laden's message by suggesting its similarity to political rhetoric.

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By Jay Leno

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