Quote by Groucho Marx

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.

Summary

This quote sarcastically suggests that paying alimony, a legal obligation to financially support one's former spouse after divorce or separation, is a pointless and wasteful effort. The comparison to buying hay for a dead horse implies that there is no use or benefit in continuing to invest money and resources into a situation that no longer exists or cannot be improved. It highlights the speaker's discontent with the concept of alimony and their belief that it is an unnecessary burden.

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Humor

By Groucho Marx

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