I also don't trust Caribou anymore. They're out there, on the tundra, waiting... Something's going down. I'm right about this.

I'm nearing the end of the road and still learning.

Mike Wallace

A conservative believes nothing should be done for the first time.

Lynwood L. Giacomini

Wine is a part of society because it provides a basis not only for a morality but also for an environment; it is an ornament in the slightest ceremonials of French daily life, from the snack to the feast, from the conversation at the local caf? to the speech at a formal dinner.

Roland Barthes

I've always wanted to be a dad.

Kris Allen

Carob is a brown powder made from the pulverized fruit of a Mediterranean evergreen. Some consider carob an adequate substitute for chocolate because it has some similar nutrients (calcium, phosphorus), and because it can, when combined with vegetable fat and sugar, be made to approximate the color and consistency of chocolate. Of course, the same arguments can as persuasively be made in favor of dirt.

Sandra Boynton

Humor is such a wonderful thing, helping you realize what a fool you are but how beautiful that is at the same time.

Lynda Barry

The best throw of the dice is to throw them away.

English Proverb

The tendancy of liberals is to create bodies of men and women of all classes detached from tradition, alienated from religion, and susceptible to mass suggestion mob rule. And a mob will be no less a mob if it is well fed, well clothed, well housed, and well disciplined.

George Eliot

The world makes up for all its follies and injustices by being damnably sentimental.

Thomas Henry Huxley

A writer should have the precision of a poet and the imagination of a scientist.

Vladimir Nabokov

Eminence without merit earns deference without esteem.

Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort

If you are well-to-do and can maintain your household, love your wife in your home according to good custom...Make her happy while you are alive, for she is land profitable to her lord.

Ptahhotep