Quote by Douglas Horton

Although it is generally known, I think it's about time to announce that I was born at a very early age.

Although it is generally known, I think it's about time to a

Summary

This quote is a playful and sarcastic statement that is meant to be humorous. The speaker is stating the obvious fact that they were born at a young age, but they present it in an exaggerated manner. The intention behind the statement is to catch people off guard and elicit laughter by turning a simple truth into a comical anecdote. It plays on the notion that stating something obvious in an unusual or unexpected way can be amusing.

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Age

By Douglas Horton

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