There always comes a time in history when the person who dares to say that 2 2=4 is punished by death. And the issue is not what reward or what punishment will be the outcome of that reasoning. The issue is simply whether or not 2 2=4.

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.

Evan Esar

What people don't realize is that intimacy has its conventions as well as ordinary social intercourse. There are three cardinal rules -- don't take somebody else's boyfriend unless you've been specifically invited to do so, don't take a drink without being asked, and keep a scrupulous accounting in financial matters.

W. H. Auden

Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern, but impossible to enslave.

Omar Bradley

The frontier of America is on the Rhine.

Franklin D. Roosevelt

My experiences have taught me that things rarely improve with a simple change of scenery.

Pittacus Lore

If Scotland and America go to war, I'm afraid I've already sworn in.

Craig Ferguson

The promise of America has always been that if you worked hard, had the right values, took some risks, that there was an opportunity to build a better life for your family and for your next generation.

Mitt Romney

To eat is human, to digest divine.

Charles T. Copeland

Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy.

Spike Milligan

The only absolute knowledge attainable by man is that life is meaningless.

Leo Tolstoy

I exist in a state of almost perpetual hysteria.

Sting

This was a mutual relationship, mutual on all levels, right from the way it started and all the way through. I don't accept that he had to completely desecrate my character.

Monica Lewinsky