Quote by Mickey Rooney

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day.

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't wo

Summary

This quote humorously suggests that getting married in the morning is convenient because if the marriage fails, one hasn't wasted an entire day. It highlights the view that marriage is not guaranteed to be successful, implying a sense of skepticism towards committed relationships. The quote satirizes the seriousness and potential regrets associated with marriage while making a lighthearted commentary on the uncertainty of matrimony.

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Marriage

By Mickey Rooney

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