I have always wanted a bunny and I'll always have a rabbit the rest of my life.

I was a ballplayer, but only for a limited time. I grew up playing in Wisconsin. It's a very sports-centric part of the country that I grew up in and I played a lot of sports, but baseball first and foremost. I played through high school. I was a middle-infielder.

Chad Harbach

There is properly no history; only biography.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Amnesty is a terrible policy, and it's terrible politics. It's a terrible policy because you are rewarding people for breaking the law.

Tom Tancredo

If ever two were one, then surely we. If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.

Anne Dudley Bradstreet

Poetry, the genre of purest beauty, was born of a truncated woman: her head severed from her body with a sword, a symbolic penis.

Andrea Dworkin

Desperation is like stealing from the Mafia: you stand a good chance of attracting the wrong attention.

Doug Horton

One day I ran into my girlfriend with my car. She asked me why I didn't ride around her. I told her that I didn't think I had enough gas.

Rodney Dangerfield

Remember that nobody will ever get ahead of you as long as he is kicking you in the seat of the pants.

Walter Winchell

Culinary tradition is not always based on fact. Sometimes it's based on history, on habits that come out of a time when kitchens were fueled by charcoal.

Alton Brown

Do not tell a friend anything you would conceal from an enemy.

Arabic Proverb

The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.

G. K. Chesterton

I take people very seriously. People are all I take seriously, in fact. Therefore, I have nothing but sympathy for how people behave - and nothing but laughter to console them with.

John Irving