Quote by Paul Gauguin

I have always wanted a mistress who was fat, and I have never found one. To make a fool of me, they are always pregnant.

I have always wanted a mistress who was fat, and I have neve

Summary

This quote appears to express the speaker's frustration and desire for a mistress who is overweight. However, instead of finding someone fitting this preference, the speaker claims to have encountered women who deceive him by getting pregnant, potentially indicating an ongoing struggle in their pursuit. The quote hints at the speaker's unrealistic expectations, highlighting the irony and disappointment they face in their quest for a particular type of relationship.

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Diets And Dieting

By Paul Gauguin

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